I was left feeling flabbergasted [ˈflæbərˌɡæstɪd], discombobulated [dɪs.kəmˈbɑːbjəˌleɪtɪd] and totally Bamboozled [bæmˈbuːzəld] by the shenanigans and sheer tomfoolery [tɒmˈfuːləri], which were a mere lollygag [ˈlɑliˌɡæɡ]. The malarkey [məˈlɑrki] caused a real brouhaha and an absolute kerfuffle. Everything had turned into a cattywampus [ˌkætiˈwɒmpəs] and as a result I felt like a nincompoop [ˈnɪŋkəmˌpuːp] so it was time for me to skedaddle [skɪˈdædl]!

1. Flabbergasted
- astonish

2. Discombobulated
- disconcert or confuse (someone)

3. Bamboozled
- trick

4. Tomfoolery
- silliness

5. Lollygag
- spend time aimlessly; idle; dawdle

6. Malarkey
- meaningless talk; nonsense

7. Cattywampus
- n. an imaginary fierce wild anima : bogey
- adj. variant of catawampus [ˈkætəˌwɒmpəs]: fierce, savage, destructive // askew, awry, cater-cornered

8. Nincompoop
- idiot

9. Skedaddle
- run away

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